‘It wasn’t long before…': Job only allowed employees to ‘clock in’ by calling on the office phone, employees retaliate by leaving 90-second voicemails every time

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  • "Oh, you want us to call you when we get into the office?"

    I'm not even sure this belongs here but I couldn't find a Trolling Compliance subreddit so here we go.
  • I was a contractor on a Y2K project (seriously) that was nearing its end. There were 4 techs (out of about 25) still working the project but we didn't have much to do.
  • For the previous month or so we would have like one delivery to do per day (It was March 2000 or so) but otherwise we just hung out in our tiny office and played Duke Nukem.
  • We were on a normal 8-5, M-F schedule but since there was very little work to do nobody was very conscientious about getting to work on time.
  • We didn't have a punch clock or anything like that, just basically filled out a spreadsheet each week of how many hours we worked (Always 40, even if it was, say 38).
  • We got a new manager who worked in a totally different city from us. She never explained why the change in policy but she called us all over to her office and let us know that we were supposed to call her each morning when we arrived to let her know that we are "clocking in" for the day.
  • Sounds tedious but sure. One thing I don't think she realized is that our office only had one phone and when we tried to call her to "clock in" the final person to make the call always ended up leaving a voicemail for her after 8am.
  • They were there on time but everybody needing to use the same phone right at the same time made it so they weren't able to call in on time.
  • I forgot to mention that the person wanting us to call her to let her know we were in the office NEVER EVER showed up in hers at 8am so we were always forced to leave voicemails.
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  • At our team meeting at the end of the first week she called us out on "being late" with our VMs.
  • We explained to her why she was getting the voicemails after 8 but her response was basically "This is YOUR problem, not mine.
  • You're supposed to clock in on time". She did offer a solution that if the four of us were there only one call was necessary and we could just all say "Hello" on the VM.
  • The next week we decided that we would make the voicemails as long as humanly possible (I think we had 90 seconds to record) just to troll her.
  • One of mine went something like "In Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher" video David Lee Roth is quoted as saying "I don't feel tardy" and I'd say that pretty much sums up my attitude today.
  • Because not only do I not feel tardy I am, in fact, not tardy...... II For 90 seconds this would go on.
  • We'd try to time it so that right at the very end of the voicemail we'd all say "Hello, we're clocking in", hopefully making her listen to 90 seconds of inane sh just to get to us clocking in.
  • It wasn't long before we just put our hours in on the spreadsheet like before.

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